Rich and Tony Pav

Pull my finger.

Excuse me, I found this eyeball. Is it yours?

Please stop licking my armpit. It tickles.

I can fart very loudly. Would you like to hear?

For a fat person, you don’t sweat much.

I’d like to drink your bath water.

Oops! I pooped my pants again.

I can’t get this penguin out of my pants.

Let’s see who can pick the longest booger

I peed in your tea.

Good morning, Mrs. Nakaura. I ate your cat. It was delicious.

Cooking With Tony

Please call an ambulance. My toe is stuck in a bowling ball.

I ate a rat for lunch today.

I want to wear your underpants like a hat.

You have a big butt.

My favorite food is monkey brains.

I’m from a different planet.

Can I wipe this booger on your forehead?

Booger Week Wrap-up: Do elephants get boogers?

Is that your baby? He looks like a monkey.

I’m tired. Would you chew my food for me?

My brain hurts.

I keep my boogers in this box.

We’re having boogers for dinner tonight

Flashback to Dec. 23, 1998

Can I pick your boogers?

Booger Week: My boogers taste salty.